The Perfect Greeting Card

Shopping for greeting cards almost pains me.  Many that try to be funny are offensive to me.  Many heart felt ones are too sappy.  Unless I buy them at the Dollar store, they are way too expensive. So when the heavens open up and I find the perfect card, I am ecstatic.

This is the perfect card for me.  The decoration on the front looks like scherenschnitte but is really a wood cut ornament.  It was $5.  Wow. Thank you, Hallmark.